D(e)ad Fucking Last

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Peter Tonkin - so cool he shits ice cubs! Here seen with his way too tall 29er-riding son Phil “Nightfire” Tonkin - who had to ride a PACE 26incher in Germany because he was ashamed to show up with a roadbike at a real Mountainbike race. It is a very well known fact that Peter invented Singlespeeding right after WWII. So who ever claims that Singlespeeding is dead obviously never met Peter Tonkin! At this years SiS he won the three most prestigious awards any real man ever wants to win at a bike race: Taking his car from fucking Newcastle - or somewhere up there - he won the “Longest Trip to the race”-Award also by an advantage of 10 month the “Oldest Fart”-Award and sure enough the most wanted price right after the SSWC-tattoo - no actually even before the SSWC-tattoo - the “Dead Fucking Last”-Award!
“So Peter how was the race?” - “Brilliant but one lap was enough!” - We salute you!

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